Some silliness

Things you will never hear me say

Your ass is too big.

There is too much gravy on these potatoes.

Don’t come in, I’m not decent.

Sorry, I can’t come in swimming, I forgot my suit.

I forgot my harmonica.

This roast has too much fat.

I retired too soon.

Sometimes you might hear:

No, dessert, thank you.

I wish I were back in Oxnard.