Top ten things you will never hear me say
Your ass is too big.
There is too much gravy on these potatoes.
Don’t come in, I’m not decent.
Sorry, I can’t come in swimming. I forgot my suit.
I forgot my harmonica.
This roast has too much fat.
I retired too soon.
No dessert, thank you.
I'm glad I left Oxnard.
Leno is better than Letterman.
PLUS
No. thanks, no more pizza. - Ryan
Forget the scooter, Let's walk. - Kate
4 comments:
Add to that "No more pizza for me, thanks" and you have me covered too. ;-)
ryanagi's comment really made me laugh...sadly!
HEY...just cuz they're having reruns on TV, doesn't mean you can re-run your journal pages! Got to get some NEW things we will never hear you say!
"NO NO, let's not take the scooter, let's walk."
;-) Kate
These made me smile, Chuck :-)! Great! I prefer Letterman as well! Take care!
Lol very funny indeed.
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