"Sorry I'm late, Boss. Barking dogs kept me awake all night"
"Why don't don't you complain to your neighbors?"
"Oh, sir, I can't do that. They're my dogs."
"I need a raise, Boss, the price of whiskey and cigarettes is going up again.
"No, I can't work overtime, Boss. I am already working over-time on my night job."
2 comments:
Yep That'll Do it! here's one for the books the one job I had gave your birthday off with pay, so in january I take a day off and tell them it was my birthday than in August I'd take my real birthday off and get paid a gain that went on for 8 years and nobody was the wiser!
Good ones!! I love 'em!
Jackie
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