Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Seven New Slogans

Every day I hang a new slogan on my apartment door for passers-by to see.  Some are philosophical but most are just impertinent, and, I hope, funny. Here are this week's entries.

LET'S OUTLAW TELEMARKETING

...AND SO IS THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

DROP IN --- BRING YOUR OWN BEER

FREE BIOMEDICAL SPECIMENS

PRIVATE DOCK --NO SWIMMING

ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED -- TAKE THE TRAIN

BECAUSE IT'S THERE

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING

and for Sunday  NEVER ON SUNDAY

and when I leave  THE CURMUDGEON IS OUT


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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 23, 2007 at 9:51 AM

    Those are cute Chuck. I imagine the residents look at your door a lot to see what you have posted there. Helen

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  2. AnonymousOctober 23, 2007 at 10:02 AM

    Here's one for you
    Knock lightly I'm making Dynomite!

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  3. AnonymousOctober 23, 2007 at 4:04 PM

    I like BECAUSE IT'S THERE.
    Try this one chuck:  BE ALERT.  THE WORLD NEEDS MORE LERTS.

    I love that one!

    Krissy :)
    http://journals.aol.com/fisherkristina/SometimesIThink  

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