WE CALL THEM HIPPOS'CUZ HIPPOPOTAMUS IS TOO HARD TO SPELL
WHEN YOUR HEART IS HAPPY, BE SURE TO TELL YOUR FACE
WHEN A DOG SHOWS HIS TEETH, HE IS NOT SMILING
IF YOU LIFT A GUINEA PIG BY HIS TAIL, HIS EYES WILL FALL OUT
KNIT ONE, PURL TWO
GET UP ON THE CURB, HERE COMES THE PARADE
LIFE IS A PARADE WITH NO GRAND MARSHALL
WHISKEY IS MY ELIXIR
KEEP YOUR HEAD AND HANDS INSIDE THE CAR AT ALL TIMES
REMAIN SEATED UNTIL WE COME TO A COMPLETE STOP
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO CRACK YOUR WALL OF INDIFFERENCE
5 comments:
LOL A guinea pigs eyes will fall out if you lift him up by the tail? Did you try it?? LOL Now how do you think of these? Are you good with puns? Happy Sunday, Chuck! Love, Val xox
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home is where you hang your hat.
I'm sorry, but that head and hands thing has provided me with some really vivid images.
Jude
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Hehee...you cracked my wall!
Bethe
Chuck,
Thanks so much for visiting my journals, but most of all, thanks for the link to yours! I love making new friends. I have saved your journal to my favorites so I can pay you a visit now and then.
Blessings!~
Susan
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