Chaos// I woke one morning and looked across the room at my book case. I thought I should straighten the top row of books.
Then I laughed at myself. The top row of books? What about the rest of the clutter you call your apartment.
If I were Felix Unger, instead of Oscar Madison, I would straigten things out
And Monk would be proud of me.
I need some OCD
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Must be the weather...I woke up and looked at my clutter too, and thought...how can it be that way again...so fast...and yes, Felix Unger would be useful about now.
Or...three months ago!
Kate
Did you ever see that commercial where Robert Goulet sneaks into the office around 3PM and messes everything up when everyone else is worn out from their high energy drinks? If anyone asks, Robert Goulet did it.
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay
looks fine as a bacholar pad
Dear Chuck,
I don't know how you can live like that. There is a place for everything, and if you take a moment to put things where they belong you will never live in clutter like this. It would drive me crazy.
Flelix Unger
Dear Chuck,
Never mind. The way it is now, if you want something, you look around, and there it is, on top of something. Just keep things spread out so that nothing is on top of something else and hiding it from view. If you have a good enough memory to remember where you laid something down, you will have it handy next time you want it.
Oscar Madison
Dear Chuck,
I deduce by your books and tools and art materials, all in plain view, that you are clever, creative, and brilliant. Congratulations.
Theonius Monk
I think those little green men, have used your pad to land their spacecraft. Reckon you ought to catch up with 'em and let 'em know their exploits are totally unacceptable, if they are going to allowed to visit this planet again . Keep laughing lol. Take care.
Love Sylvia xx
http://journals.aol.co.uk/sylviam4000/YeOldeEnglishPosy/
it looks lived in :)
Deb
Hey, Chuck, the character I play, with OCD, is Adrian Monk.... not Thelonious. Thelonious Monk is a musicianl
Regards, Tony Shalhoub
What in heck is that stacked up to the right of the keyboard? Beer Cans? Foster Lager keglets? Hmmm...
My whole house is like that or far, far worse. I need some serious OCD assistance. Like maybe that character that Jack Nicholson played opposite Helen Hunt in James L. Brooks' "As Good As It Gets."
;D
wil
That doesn't look so bad, LOL.
Krissy :)
http://journals.aol.com/fisherkristina/SometimesIThink
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