I often put silly, impertinent signs on my door to make the other residents of the Old Folks Home laugh. Today one said:
Listening Service
You talk and I'll listen
$50 per (50 minute) hour.
(Pro-rated $1.00 per minute.)
Free (instant) coffee
(Cookies at cost)
Undivided attention.
Non-committal responses (if desired)
Sympathy and positive affirmation included
You see it is a joke, don't you? What is funnier than the joke is that one resident gave me a dollar because I listen so well.
Funniest joke yet: I kept the dollar.
6 comments:
write it as charity or uncle sam will get half
Ha-Ha-Ha-you 'are' funny.
You remind me of my dad
LOL... funny!!
Jackie
That IS funny...cuz usually the FIRST thing that happens when somebody hangs out his/her shingle is...no business where they used to have LOTS!
You might rack up a lot of business. I hope you don't get tired ot listening LOL. Helen
Now that's sad and funny. Spend it well.
Jude
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