Sunday, April 30, 2006

Make and Model

Can you identify the MAKE of each auto from the name of the MODEL?

Run your cursor over the blank to reveal the answer.

Source: AOL feature on most popular cars.

Model Make

Civic Honda

Golf Volkswagen

Accord Honda

Z4 BMW

Mustang Ford

Tacoma Toyota

Camry Toyota

Caliber Dodge

Sky Saturn

Fusion Ford

F-150 Ford Pickup

Solstice Pontiac

Azera Hyundai

Corolla Toyota

Avalon Toyota

Prius Toyota

VUE Saturn

Highlander Toyota

Lucerne Buick

Pilot Honda

Tahoe Chevrolet

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Unlikely Events

Got to wondering. What would be the least likely?

HORSERACE: Winning the triple crown’; The Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont. OR

BOWLING: A perfect series of 900, three perfect games. OR

GOLF: A hole-in-one during a Masters' tournament. OR

CRIBBAGE: The highest hand, a 27; four fives and the Jack. OR

BRIDGE: A perfect hand, thirteen cards of the same suit. OR

POKER: A royal flush; ace, king, queen, jack, ten of the same suit. OR

BASEBALL: Four straight wins in the World Series. OR

FOOTBALL: From behind your own goal line, returning the kick off in an overtime period for a touchdown. OR

LOTTERY: Winning 361 million dollars. OR

BLOGGING: A full day of blogging without getting booted from AOL.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Poliical Opinion

I just sent a political e-mail to Senator Bill Frist in which I expressed my opposition to his Flag Protection Ammendment.  I said...

I am a Purple-Heart veteran of WWII, and I oppose the proposed constituional ammendment to permit congress to make laws pertaining to the desecration of the flag. I feel that this issue confuses the symbol, the flag, and the principle the country stands for: freedom to speak, even if it is critical of the government.

I fought, and was wounded, not to protect the flag, a symbol, but to preserve the freedoms the country provides.  Any attempt to limit those freedoms is exactly opposite what we stand for.

I  signed it and posted it on a site that sends messages to political figures.  That makes it easy to express your opinions... be my guest.

Government Guide.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Twenty-first Century

When I was born, the hand-cranked Model T Ford was the standard mode of transportation.  Radio was a crystal and an earphone. Televison and Airlines did not exist. A computer was a circular slide-rule.

Yet, this morning, as this child of the twentieth century sat writing an e-mail to be transmitted instantly and wirelessly to friend, he was interrupted by a message on his computer.

"Hi, Grandfather, are you at your computer?"

"Yes. Where are you?"

"I'm on the bus on the way to the airport."

"You can IM me from the bus?"

"On my cell phone. The typing is very slow."

Yes, I guess it is. You have to punch the ten keys multiple times to get the letter you want to send, and you have to spell it out letter by letter. I was flabbergasted. What century is this? I am living in a future I could never imagined when I was young.

People send mail from the bus.  People take a bus to the airport to take a two week vacation in Europe. In Europe they cross UNDER English channel to attend a concert as casually as we used to go uptown to the Music Hall.  And what do they see?  They see their Dad giving a concert that he has flown to from U.S.A.

My Son-in-law is taking a weekend off work to give a single concert in England.  Later this year my daughter is going to England to conduct a week-end seminar in water color painting. 

Has the world really shrunk that much?  I guess it has  Last night my daughter and I played a word game online with a grandmother in Australia.  It was already Thursday there. Time has shrunk as well.

Did I mention that Scrabble hadn't been invented yet, when I was born?

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Too Easy

A friend used my Gospel Quiz at Bible Study.  These seniors know their stuff.  They got them all right with the exception of the one that asks where the River Jordan flows.  They mostly guessed Mediteranean, but it was the Dead Sea I am sure.

There'll Be Another One Next Week

Life in the old folks home:  I was on my way out to go shopping, but I stopped to check the mail. There were the usual ads and my new copy of Time Magazine.  I didn't want to waste time, so I took the ads and Time and opened my door and dropped them on the floor inside the door.  I closed the door and went shopping.

Later I returned.  The house keeper or the care giver had come to collect the trash, had scooped up my junk mail and my unread Time Magazine and carted them off.

Oh, well, there will be another one next week.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Bible Quiz

Here a day late is my Sunday Quiz: The Gospels.

Run your mouse over the answer to see it.

GOSPEL QUIZ WITH ANSWERS

1 Name the four Gospels. 1 MATTHEW, 2 MARK, 3 LUKE, 4 JOHN.

2 Two Gospels tell about Jesus birth. Which two do NOT? MARK, JOHN

3 Who baptized Jesus? Mary, Joseph, John, Rabboni JOHN

4 Where was Jesus baptized? In Manger, Dead Sea, River Jordan, In the temple. RIVER JORDAN

5 After he was baptized, how long did Jesus go without food? FORTY DAYS

6 Who nailed Jesus to the cross? Zealots, Romans, Sanhedrin, Jews ROMANS

7 What did they do with the robe they stripped from Jesus? Gave it to Mary Magdalene, Gave it to Mary, 8 Gambled for it, Made Judas wear it. GAMBLED FOR IT.

9 When Jesus could no longer carry his cross, who carried it? Romans, Simon Peter, another man named Simon, Joseph, ANOTHER MAN NAMED SIMON

10 On what day of the week did Jesus die? .. FRIDAY

11 On what day of the week did Jesus rise? SUNDAY

12 Which disciple refused to believe the testimony that Jesus had risen? Peter, Judas, Simon, Thomas THOMAS

13 What convinced that disciple that Jesus was risen? Met him on the road to Damascus, Saw him in a cloud with Elijah, touched the wounds in his side, Heard the sworn testimony of Mary. TOUCHED THE WOUNDS.

15 At Pentecost, the disciples were baptized with ..water from the Jordan, a tongue of fire, a divine wind, the gift of tongues. TONGUE OF FIRE

16 Which of these was a disciple: Peter, Paul, Mary. PETER

17. What was Peter’s name before Jesus named him Peter? SIMON

18. Why did Jesus name his first disciple Peter? PETER COMES FROM PETROS, ROCK. “AND ON THIS ROCK I WILL BUILD MY TEMPLE”

19 Which one was not a disciple. (Matt 10,1) Peter, Andrew, James, John, Phillip, Timothy, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, James, Simon, Judas, Thaddeus TIMOTHY

20. The river Jordan runs into what body of water? Mediterranean, Dead Sea, The Nile, The Red Sea. THE DEAD SEA