Of the twelve dress styles chosen by In Style as being the most beautiful of the year, all but two dragged on the floor.
Of the two that did not drag unsanitarily along the ground, only one hung freely, was not Hitched up unnaturally. That was Oscar De La Rento's.
Congratulations, Oscar, you got my vote. Too bad the style I chose as attractive and practical came in tenth in the voting.
So much for my career as fashion consultant.