Saturday, December 18, 2004

Rerun: Things You Will Never Hear Me Say

Top ten things you will never hear me say

Your ass is too big.

There is too much gravy on these potatoes.

Don’t come in, I’m not decent.

Sorry, I can’t come in swimming.  I forgot my suit.

I forgot my harmonica.

This roast has too much fat.

I retired too soon.

No dessert, thank you.

I'm glad I left Oxnard.

Leno is better than Letterman.

PLUS

No. thanks, no more pizza.             - Ryan

Forget the scooter, Let's walk.      - Kate

4 comments:

ryanagi said...

Add to that "No more pizza for me, thanks" and you have me covered too. ;-)

kateh2ocolorart said...

ryanagi's comment really made me laugh...sadly!
HEY...just cuz they're having reruns on TV, doesn't mean you can re-run your journal pages!  Got to get some NEW things we will never hear you say!

"NO NO, let's not take the scooter, let's walk."

;-)  Kate

valphish said...

These made me smile, Chuck :-)!  Great!  I prefer Letterman as well!  Take care!

jeanno43 said...

Lol very funny indeed.