Sunday, June 24, 2007

Snow Job

“Synthetic” Methylated Alkyloid

Actually all Methylated Alkyloid is synthetic, since it does not appear in nature. To be created naturally it would have to be compressed under tremendous pressure for millions of years, like petroleum.

Recipe for Methylated Alkyloid:

Pulverize about a cord of fresh Eucalyptus logs. Leach out the resin with distilled water. Distill the liquid.

Pulverize several bushels of Juniper berries and distill the liquid.

Combine the liquids under heat and pressure and infuse them into petroleum Jelly.

Seal the combined block of “synthetic” Methylated Alkyloid in high pressure cylinders. Draw off vapors as needed through bronze pipes and high pressure valves.

IMPORTANT: STORE BELOW 32° F. (CORROSIVE AND EXPLOSIVE)

4 comments:

madcobug said...

Sorry that you couln't stand the cold to see the sunrise. That Methylated Alkyloid sound dangerous to me. I have no idea what it is used for. Helen

tendernoggle said...

Ok Chuck, you have our curosity up...what the heck is this stuff?? lol
love ya,
carlene

jckfrstross said...

ok what in the world is this????

Deb

plieck30 said...

Well if you say so---- Paula