The staff of the old folks home is willing and able, and bit dyslexic.
Notice on todays menu: Pinto Beans and Ham Hawks.
Holiday schedule included a Staff Christmas Pride at 2 PM. At 2 PM I was startled to see the staff parade by my door.
Residents may not be much better with linguistics. One resdent was helping prepare the bulletin board and declared she had to "Rat the Bird before we wash the Momenites." I translated that to mean she had to write on the board before we could watch the Mennonite Choir.