Friday, April 29, 2005

Howdy, Miss, Haven't I Seen You Somewhere?

Pick up lines

Who cuts your hair?

Don’t you just love pickled beets?

Didn’t I see you on Jeopardy?

I love the way your chin moves when you chew.

Can I read you your rights?

What’s your sign?

I had a pit bull with eyes just like yours.

I need a hug

Do you know any ATM machines near here?

Sell me some of your sizzle.

Am I hearing your beeper, or mine?

I’m not wearing any underwear.

May I show you my favorite magic trick?

Please check and see if my fly is open.

You could charm a snake.

I bet you wonder how I got my Purple Heart.

I teach the severely retarded.

I teach tongue placement to lispers

 

PICK UP LINES FOR SENIORS

 

Your teeth would look good in a cup beside mine.

I’m ready. I have a new battery in my pacemaker.

If you’ll sit on my lap we can go riding on my scooter.

I have some Geritol on ice in my apartment.

Your hearing-aid is squealing, or is it mine?

What are you doing after Bingo?

Quick, have you got a spare nitro-glycerin capsule?

My life expectancy is two years seven months. Yours?

7 comments:

mavarin said...

Do people really say things like that? - Karen

sieblonde said...

lol.. pit bull eyes...  oh yea, these are suave.  There just aren't any good pick up lines, are there.  ~Sie

judypearllove said...

THIS IS FUNNY. COME ON OVER FOR A SPRING VISIT.

lacaza3 said...

your so funny lol
donna in texas

plieck30 said...

I like the senior ones best. lol Paula

ryanagi said...

"I'm not wearing any underware."

That one worked on me once. ;-)

valphish said...

You could charm a snake :-o..that one is pretty bad.  Pick up lines are pretty cheesy, most of them. lol.  The senior ones are funnier! lol  You know, I LOVE pickled beets!
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