I'm in trouble. Not BIG trouble, but "Gee, this is annoying" trouble. I've lost my Church Key.
Of course you know what a Church Key is... that slang term is so popular that you may not know what the real name is. Liquid Can Opener, punch type, Mark 1A. We used to call them Beer Can Openers, hence the irreverent nick-name: Church Key. Do you follow that reasoning? Churches abjure beer drinking, people call things by their opposites for fun. The fattest kid is called "Slim". Therefor, an opener for beer cans is called a "Church Key".
Now we drink our beer from Pop Top cans, but the Church Key remains...to open juice and stuff. Hence my dilemma. I have lost mine.
Of course, I blame it on the housekeeper. She has simply put it where it belongs... but where is that? It is not in the kitchen drawer, nor under the sink, nor in the refrigerator with the juice cans. Where to look next? Under the bed? In the linen closet? Where indeed?
No tomato juice, no pineapple juice until I trudge to the market and get another. And in the market, where are the Church Keys? I don't recall seeing them anywhere. Besides, buying something that used to be free is annoying. You used to get one free with every six pack of beer.
I have bigger problems in my life, but "Juiceless Wednesday" is one of the little frustrations that keep life interesting. How much coffee can one drink?