I'd like to get in on the word game fun that is going around.
Here: make up a simile, the sillier the better, by filling in the blanks.
A BLANK BLANK without a BLANK BLANK, is like a BLANK BLANK without a BLANK BLANK.
Feel free to change the "without" or "with".
A MODERN TEEN-AGER without a CELL PHONE is like a LEG O'LAMB without MINT JELLY
No, it doesn't make sense. That is part of the fun.
A STARBUCKS CUSTOMER without a LAP TOP is like a PIZZA DELIVERYMAN without a GLOBAL POSITIONER.
Even sillier. You can do better.