Since I was passing the Social Security Office, I thought I would "drop in" and change my address. SillyBoy, you do not drop in to any government office. There was a waiting room filled with people. On my scooter I wended my way through a crowd, a citizen in a power chair like mine having to move so I could scooter through.
I told the recotionist, "I'd like to change my address."
"What day do you get your check," he asked.
"I don't get a check. I just want to update my Social Security file."
"You don't get a check," he asked in disbelief. Here was a room filled with people who get checks, or want to get checks, or whose checks are missing, and now... here came an odd ball who doesn't get a check.
There must be something wrong with him.
I didn't tell him I get my check from the Veterans' Administration.