Sunday, January 20, 2008

And Still More Signs from my Apartment Door

WE CALL THEM HIPPOS'CUZ HIPPOPOTAMUS IS TOO HARD TO SPELL

WHEN YOUR HEART IS HAPPY, BE SURE TO TELL YOUR FACE

WHEN A DOG SHOWS HIS TEETH, HE IS NOT SMILING

IF YOU LIFT A GUINEA PIG BY HIS TAIL, HIS EYES WILL FALL OUT

KNIT ONE, PURL TWO

GET UP ON THE CURB, HERE COMES THE PARADE

LIFE IS A PARADE WITH NO GRAND MARSHALL

WHISKEY IS MY ELIXIR

KEEP YOUR HEAD AND HANDS INSIDE THE CAR AT ALL TIMES

REMAIN SEATED UNTIL WE COME TO A COMPLETE STOP

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO CRACK YOUR WALL OF INDIFFERENCE

5 comments:

valphish said...

LOL  A guinea pigs eyes will fall out if you lift him up by the tail?  Did you try it??  LOL  Now how do you think of these?  Are you good with puns?  Happy Sunday, Chuck!  Love, Val xox
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garnett109 said...

home is where you hang your hat.

jmorancoyle said...

    I'm sorry, but that head and hands thing has provided me with some really vivid images.
Jude
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sunnybethe said...

Hehee...you cracked my wall!

Bethe

rjet33 said...

Chuck,

Thanks so much for visiting my journals, but most of all, thanks for the link to yours!  I love making new friends.  I have saved your journal to my favorites so I can pay you a visit now and then.

Blessings!~

Susan