At Dinner in the old folks home, heard on the public address system:
RECREATION DIRECTOR: May I have your attention, please. Milton wants to ask a question.
MILTON: Eva, will you marry me?
RECREATION DIRECTOR: Eva said, "Yes."
RESIDENTS: (Cheering but with a few cat-calls.)
Eva and Milton, both in their eighties, who have both celebrated their golden wedding anniverseries with other spouses, will be married here at the home, and probably have their grandchildren as attendants.
They are moving today to adjoining rooms with a connecting door. The date of the door unlocking has not yet been announced.