Saturday, July 29, 2006

You're Fired

"Sorry I'm late, Boss.  Barking dogs kept me awake all night"

"Why don't don't you complain to your neighbors?"

"Oh, sir, I can't do that.  They're my dogs."

 

"I need a raise, Boss, the price of whiskey and cigarettes is going up again.

 

"No, I can't work overtime, Boss.  I am already working over-time on my night job."

2 comments:

garnett109 said...

Yep That'll Do it! here's one for the books the one job I had gave your birthday off  with pay, so in january I take a day off and tell them it was my birthday than in August I'd take my real birthday off and get paid a gain that went on for 8 years and nobody was the wiser!

bamawmn46 said...

Good ones!!  I love 'em!
Jackie