Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Chuck's Amazing Answer Machine

   I actually love the consternation I cause with my magic answer machine.

Two comments...

 1 No answers were revealed for me   ;o(

2  These are great and the way it reveals ...love Jan xx
 
  The answers are printed right alnng with the questions... except they are printed in the color of the background and so are invisitble...until you use your mouse to "select" them.  Then they are visible.  Makes it seem like magic...and adds, I hope, to the fun.
 
Here are lot more to play with....

Quotes

Guess to whom each quote is attributed. Left click your mouse and run cursor over the answer to reveal it.

You're Fired -- Donald Trump

Kiss My Grits -- Flo (in Alice)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn -- Rhett Butler

It was beauty killed the beast -- Denham (King Kong)

I'll be back --Terminator

Tora! Tora! Tora! -- Yamamoto

Sorry about that! -- Agent 86

Life is like a box of chocolates. You Never know what you are going to get -- Forrest Gump

Me, Tarzan. You, Jane -- Johnny Weismuller

If you build it, they will come -- Field of Dreams

Blondie! -- Dagwood Bumstead

They're ba-ack! -- Little Susie

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto -- Dorothy Gale

George, tell me about the rabbits, George -- Lenny Small

I was a better man as a woman, than I ever was as a man -- Michael Dorsey, Tootsie

Bring me an empty horse -- Samuel Goldwyn

Ready when you are, Mr. DeMille -- Old Joke

Make them an offer they can't refuse -- The Godfather

One night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know -- Groucho

I want to be alone -- Greta Garbo

Go ahead, Make my day -- Dirty Harry

Elementary, My dear Watson -- sherlock Holmes

Win one for the Gipper --Knute Rockne

Phone Home -- E.T.

If you want me, just whistle. You do know how to whistle, don'tyou? -- Lauren Bacall

Snootchy bootches ----- Jay & Silent Bob,

This is the begining of a beautiful friendship - Humphrey Bogart

""Did I do that?" --Steve Urkel

Boldly go where no one has gone before --Star

6 comments:

sybiljb said...

Chuck , I can't figure out how your magic answer machine works, but I like the way you can run the mouse over it to see the answers.

peytonswater said...

You are the coolest old man I have ever known! WAY COOL!
hugs
Ang

frankandmary said...

Chuck, I think you have been honing this theatrical persona for quite some time :-).  Since you are answering questions, my Dad fought in the Italian Army in WW2.  Did you shoot at any Italians?
;-0 (j/k)  ~Mary

jeadie05 said...

More clever quotes and reveals loved it ..love Jan xx

jmorancoyle said...

    Ah hah! I knew most of them!
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

specialadyfink said...

Ummm-was that Star Jones Or Star Trek that said that last one Chuckie??