It is wasteful I know, but I put my old 82 year old hands under the faucet and let the hot water run over them. Wasteful of water and wasteful of energy, but it feels SO good. Gets the circulation going. Makes my hands supple, and younger. (Well, less old.)
Then I add the lotion. I thought it said "Ultimate Lotion". Wow, Ultimate. Won't need anything after the "ultimate" lotion. That will be final. And it felt good and made my hands and arms feel better.
Then I noticed that it said "Intimate Lotion", not ultimate. Oh, oh. Intimate lotion. Just what am I putting on my hands? Am I supposed to make love with these hands now? I wish....
I look for the brand name. Who makes Intimate Lotion? No brand name. Look at the small print on the label on back. Distributed by Jean Phillipe Fragrances Co. Ltd. Trust a Frenchman.
This Frenchman lives in New York City though. I should have known that the ultimate intimate lotion would come from that sauve sophisticated place: New York City.