Today is Travel Day, 2006. Everybody, who is anybody, is travelling today.
Whoops, my dear. In Merced it is visibility ZERO. Pilots know it as Ground Zero: the clouds come down to the ground amd make visibity zero, too.
Take off and landing? Nada. Driving down Highway 99: Zilch. Stay home? Yep.
Big airports have FIDO. "Fog Something Dispersal Units" Wonder what F-I-D-O stand for?
Bet I can find the dining room in the old folks home for breakfast. Fog, my foot, I smell pancakes and bacon. Follow my nose. Ah, coffee brewing.