New sign on my apartment door: PARDON ME WHILE i GET ORGANIZED.\\
Casino night at the old folks home was fun... HOWEVER
The Craps dealer did NOT know the rules, and picked up my money after I made a perfectly safe throw. It was PLAY money, so I did not object. I just moved on to a different game.
The blackjack dealer scooped up my winnings with my used cards. I think he did it by accident...because it was, after all, PL:AY money.
After a few hands of poker, someone noticed that there were two ace of hearts in the deck... and no ace of spades. We counted the cards.and found there were 59 cards in the deck with lots of duplicates and lots of missing cards. We had played the whole evening with a defective deck. But no one seemed to mind... we were only spending PLAY money.
When the PLAY money was counted I found I had won two State Lottery tickets. When they were "scratched off" I found I had won a REAL lottery ticket. Isn't that weird? The prize for some sate lottery tickets, is, ..a free ticket. Does that make sense?
Gambling at the old folks home casino is like no other. But the object was to have fun.... and we did.