Bill Grogan's Goat

Bill Grogan's goat, was feeling fine,

Ate three red shirts from off the line.

Bill took a stick, gave him three whacks,

And tied him to the railroad tracks.

 

The whistle blew, the train drew nigh,

Bill Grogan's goat was doomed to die.

He gave three groans of greastest pain

Coughed up those shirts, and flagged the train.

 

And....Flagged...the....Train.

--Old song  (and relax, I am done with the old songs.)